1/27/2012

Many years ago I had a vision of a woman in a long white robe leading my cat up a glowing spiral staircase in the sky... it was the day he died... I don't believe this proves that heaven or hell exists, but I do prefer the heavenly vision to the latter, and am thankful on days I can let them inspire me to create that promise right here on Earth.

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Obama made the same promise that every other president in the last 50 years has made, which is getting off foreign oil... every single president has used that line to get re-elected, and not a single one has followed through. Sorry Obama, I'm not looking for a guy who says what people want/need to hear, I know your track record, it's not the worst, it's not the best, but in the end you gave in like all the rest. Then add on to that you signed NDAA, declared war on medical marijuana, lay in bed with Wallstreet, not Mainstreet, and that's hope and change I simply cannot believe in.
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So I figured out how to fix Facebook chat:

1) Click on the chat settings cog bottom right of facebook
2) Click on Limit availability
3) Make sure "Make me unavailable to" is selected, and all boxes are unchecked.
If you have "Only make me available to" selected, even if all boxes are checked, chat will show everyone as offline.
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I want to become a mad scientist, and then the first hybrid genetic splicing creature experiment I will perform is to create a bumblebear, which is essentially a grizzlybear with wings and a bee stinger. I mean why not? Bears like honey... this could revolutionize the world, and solve the whole bee problems! Just replace them with bears!

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